September usually shows up soft, red, and useless —
like a chart that just… can’t stay up.
But then RekTemBa Pump walks in, veins glowing green,
slamming the table harder than a degen after two tabs of Viagra. 💊🍆
Red Hulk?
That’s “September Dump” — quick, floppy, over in 2 minutes.
Green Hulk? That’s RekTemBa Pump — full stamina, chart breaking headboard levels of PUMP. 🚀🔥
The markets moan, the candles scream —
while traders whisper, “Dear God… is that even natural?”
Meanwhile RekTemBa’s just flexing, pounding out green candles longer than your OnlyFans subscription list. 💵💦
This isn’t September anymore.
This is RekTemBa.
Where dumps get dominated…
and pumps go all. 👏 night. 👏 long.
Disclaimer: REKTEMBER is a meme coin and should be treated as such. No financial advice is provided. Crypto investments carry risk. Always DYOR (Do Your Own Research).